Daily Quote

Children seldom misquote you. In fact, they usually repeat word for word what you shouldn't have said. 

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I'm sick guys!! I may not be doing more posts than this today, woke up with my head pounding, couldn't stop sneezing so I had to take a benadryl and now I just want to sleep LOL Just letting you know though that I will be reading blogs until I pass out :P

Also wanted to give a swag bucks update, Had 580 SB this morning and decided I would cashout my very first Amazon GC worth $5, I have only been using swagbucks for 4 or 5 days now and I still have 146 SB in my account so I will be up to my 2nd GC in no time!! Totally worth it if you ask me, all i did was a few free offers and the points racked up pretty quickly!

Here is a screencap of my ledger:

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Also, here is something funny I stumbled upon. Sadly, these people are exactly the type to have a ton of babies, our poor race....

Funny

Okay, LOL so I came across these videos and I just had to post them :)

First one is Dad Life, if you don't laugh at this then you have zero sense of humor. Is this your father? Not cool at all but tries to be? If so, then I'm sure you can appreciate this video.

Secondly... Mr. T !!!!! Take note of the background dancers for some lulzy dance moves around 1:30

Enjoy!! :)

Random/Funny

Hey guys! Just a quick post to say I updated my blog a little, move things for obvious reasons etc. and even got a new background! :) hope you enjoy! 

Now, have some funny pics/ pics of people being absolutely stupid!

I fear for the upcoming generation LOL

Funny

Stupidity...the cheapest birth control! 

LOL how.... I can't even ....hahaha

Want a baby? Don't do that...

Parent failure or proper parenting?

E for effort! LOL at least trying to cover the kids face is better than this....

"You're* doing it wrong" Is an understatement.

WHAT. This kid is like so confused right now LOL Fail.

More Funnies

LOL the things people do...although I very much agree with the comment because kids will do anything you say just because you say it, being a parent can be pretty awesome!

This made me laugh. I really don't understand parents and how they try to force their beliefs on their children, just let them be children, do your best to educate them and when they grow up they can decide what they want to believe in for themselves, simple enough.

OMG FOR REAL?? Hopefully this was just staged for the picture, I can't really see them letting her do that....even so, why would you want LOL this is exactly how people develop fears, that kid is going to be scarred for life.

Funny Facebook Mom Fail

Mom Fail

Seen this on Failbook awhile back and thought I'd post it here for the LOLs

Haha you would think she would know what her own son looks like!?! Any of you got parents on facebook? If they joined would you friend them? My mom is on my facebook but she is a heck of a lot cooler than this mom....

backlink in title! Thanks for reading guys :)

Daily Funny

It's a bit late as I was out at the lake today! Too hot in this apartment, the hurricane is coming now though so at least I can feel the air! 

Big People Words

A group of kindergartners were trying to become accustomed to the first grade.
The biggest hurdle they faced was that the teacher insisted on no baby talk.

"You need to use 'big people' words," she'd always remind them.

She asked Chris what he had done over the weekend.

"I went to visit my Nana."

"No, you went to visit your grandmother.  Use big people words!"

She then asked Mitchell what he had done.

"I took a ride on a choo-choo."

She said, "No, you took a ride on a train.  Use big people words."

She then asked Bobby what he had done.

"I read a book," he replied.

"That's wonderful!" the teacher said.  "What book did you read?"

Bobby thought about it, then puffed out his little chest with great pride and replied:

 "Winnie the shit!"

backlink in joke title! :)

Daily Quote

If I had my child to raise all over again,
I'd build self-esteem first, and the house later.
I'd finger-paint more, and point the finger less.
I would do less correcting and more connecting.
I'd take my eyes off my watch, and watch with my eyes.
I'd take more hikes and fly more kites.
I'd stop playing serious, and seriously play.
I would run through more fields and gaze at more stars.
I'd do more hugging and less tugging.
-- Diane Loomans, from "If I Had My Child To Raise Over Again"

Parenting Fails

Some of these are funny and other just make me shake my head!

Ps. This is NOT how you do it!!!

Kids on  leashes, funny but the point is to teach them how NOT to act like an animal! Would I ever do this to my child? never.

Omg what a sin :( that poor kid is bawling and it's parents are like HAHA interwebz o_0

OMG what is this, I don't even.....that poor child is stuffed in a microwave and clearly not comfortable :( this is a DON'T

The fact that this statue even exists cracks me up,  he is just mad because he isn't well endowed and he feels he has to take his rage out on infants, sad LOL. I wonder if this actually happened or if some idiot made it for kicks (pun intended) haha

Daily Funnies

I saw this pic online one time and thought it was pretty funny, as a parent I know what it's like to not know what to do with your newborn child, although I must say I have never done any of these :) hehe 

Here's another. This one I can actually relate too though! When my kid falls asleep I have to wait for her to wake up because there is no way I'm moving her while she is sleeping without listening to crying for a good while after. I don't mind, as long as she wakes up refreshed and in a good mood! 

5 things that I can count on to make me smile

1. My daughter. She is my favorite thing in this world and no matter what I'm going through I know I can look at her and all my worries disappear. (Speaking of daughters, I read a really good book called ' Somebody's Daughter', very sad but good story that happens a lot around here, if your looking for a good read, look it up!)

2. Sunshine. When the weathers nice, it's hard to be down about things!

3. Food. I've always loved food, when I'm having a bad day, it's nothing a couple brownies can't fix! (Tiger Brownies are my favorite-see pic below!)

4. Watching people do stupid/ funny things. Most times I resort to youtube for some of the best lulz

5. Last but not least, PUPPIES!