I saw this pic online one time and thought it was pretty funny, as a parent I know what it's like to not know what to do with your newborn child, although I must say I have never done any of these :) hehe
Here's another. This one I can actually relate too though! When my kid falls asleep I have to wait for her to wake up because there is no way I'm moving her while she is sleeping without listening to crying for a good while after. I don't mind, as long as she wakes up refreshed and in a good mood!